Trying to stay mad at your best friend:
pussyandjew:
Stan: Dude, are you okay?
Kyle: Oh, I’m swell, Stan. I popped my hemorrhoid trying to climb the fence into Cartmanland, and it got infected. I really need to go to the bathroom, but if I do, it will pop again and the pain will make me pass out.
…
How are you?
^Heart wrenching scene holy shit.
